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Hey kids!  Has this ever happened to you? You're sitting in class trying hard to listen to your teacher drone on about the Doppler effect or the water budget or something equally exciting but your eyelids are closing and your brain is shutting down and no matter how hard you fight it you just can't seem to stay awake?

Did you ever wish that class was over but no matter how many times you look at the clock on the wall there always seems to be twenty minutes left in the period? Were you ever afraid that if class didn't end soon you'd slip into an irreversible coma from which you'd never recover?

Well now, thanks to Captain Earth Science and the good folks at Bell Control Systems you can knock five, ten, even  twenty minutes off any period and escape from near certain death. That's right! It's Bell Hijacker to the rescue. Just set the controls for the time you want the period to end, press the button and let Bell Hijacker do the rest.

The Bell Hijacker from Bell Control Systems uses the same signals as the US Naval Observatory, the very same codes used by computers, cell phones and over 97% of school bell systems currently operating in the US. The Bell Hijacker resets not only the bell system in your school but every electronic device within a half mile radius so when the bell rings every clock will show it ringing at the correct time. Only you will know who's really in control! And for those moments when you just can't stand it any longer, the Bell Hijacker's 'Ring Now!' feature sets off all bells including fire alarms, intruder alerts, and tsunami warnings (where available).

Fully rechargeable, the Bell Hijacker fits neatly in your pocket and comes with its own all-natural leatherette carrying case.  Be the envy of all your friends. Get one now (while you're still awake).

Just $19.99 (plus S & H)

(You must be 21 or under to order. Not sold in stores)