You really enjoyed those enchiladas with the five alarm habanero sauce and the tamales with the chopped jalapeños weren't bad either. Now you're thinking 'Maybe I should have quit while I was ahead'. But no! You just had to go and order the super-spicy chili dog combo plate and now your insides are looking for the fastest way to the exit. You know you're going to be spending all night in the bathroom but you just can't afford the time. You've got a big earth science test tomorrow and you haven't even looked at your books yet. What are you going to do?

Well, thanks to Captain Earth Science we've got the solution to your Mexican food pollution!

That's right, kids. Captain Earth Science toilet paper (bathroom tissue to you ladies out there) is not only soft, quilted, and easy on your silky smooth baby bottom, but it's educational as well. One regular roll of E.S.T.P. includes 2 full copies of all 16 pages of the latest 2010 edition of the Earth Science Reference tables in large, clear, easy to read type. All graphs and charts are faithfully reproduced in living black & white and the collectable cardboard roll on the inside is signed by Captain Earth Science himself!

But that's just the beginning. The new double roll has the same reference table, the same signed collectable cardboard roll, and it also includes 'The Most Constipating Earth Science Questions of All Time" (with answers). Those chili dogs have met their match! Order now. Keep several rolls on hand and remember what the Captain says..........................

                            "The more ya go, the more ya know"

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                                                                  (Not for use by children under 12. Foreign language versions available at extra cost)