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Hey kids! Did you ever try to stay home from school only to have your Mom tell you that you weren't sick enough? Did you try the old 'put the thermometer near the light bulb' trick but fooled no one because the temperature quickly soared to 189.2^o F ? Well now, thanks to the new Captain Earth Science "Stay at Home Thermometer" you can take a sick day whenever you feel like it. That's right! The "Stay at Home Thermometer" looks just like the one Mom uses but it's scientifically designed to always read between 100.6 and 101.4^o F, just high enough to keep you at home but not high enough to make Mom rush you off to the doctor. And the "Stay at Home Thermometer" uses the latest 'fuzzy' technology. It never reads the same temperature twice so Mom will never catch on!

Just switch your Captain Earth Science "Stay at Home Thermometer" for the one Mom uses just as soon as she's out of the room. Don't forget to switch it back again after she's gone to work or she's off in the kitchen making you tea (why do moms always do that?). Now lay back and enjoy the day. Watch TV, play video games, or just sleep 'till noon while your friends suffer in the classroom.

Just $19.99 (plus shipping & handling)

(Offer void where prohibited by law. Sales taxes may apply)